The Latte is flowing at the office today. Ha. The boys are here. Yesterday, it was an all-girl crew and they were working even harder than today’s mixed crew. The fellow known as Simon is very fit, very friendly. His is a perfect v shape and there are very well defined muscles showing through that tight grey t-shirt. He is hairy in ways that young men aren’t anymore. His face is always clean shaven but arms are delicious and lightly furred. A few dark, coiled threads at the neck of his shirt hint seductively at the prize beneath. I have been suspicious that fellows shave where they never would have before. Do you wonder? Maybe they wax? Maybe Brazilian? I wonder about Simon. He chatted through the window one day and I learned he is a bit of an amateur musician, too. Small world. He has a nice personality and doesn’t seem like one of those demanding straight guys at all. I expect that if I were to suggest something impure, he would laugh and gently decline, feeling flattered. Maybe he would blush? He would go home to his young lady friend and brag just a little bit I suppose.
Jorge is an even sweeter dispositioned young lad but his bum is a bit female/round and he has a little teensy bit of flab on his lazy body. His polished star is that he does have an awful nice haircut versus Simon and the ‘perenially, just ever so scruff look’. Jorge fits in with the ‘odd bod’ customer day today. Where Simon has a perfect V that maybe could be seen as a little overmuch… it is TOO well defined and his bum is very flat… Jorge is another matter. He is a pretty down to earth, ordinary sort. His jeans are held up by being tight around the hip. They aren’t tight at his waist (as is the fashion) but they aren’t in danger of sliding down. He is pear-shaped in an inverted V. The pants legs are very tight and it must be hard to get in or out of the damn things. I bet he has to lay on the bed and pull hard. Hahah. I wonder if he needs help getting them off?
Odd customer bod day has spread. There was one fellow with no socks on and very thin legs. His pants were rolled too high and the combination of skinny legs, torso and bare skin made me worry that he would catch cold. He does have a mask on and furry hair so I guess he will be allright. He is, also, too young for me to go over and inquire without a police escort. Mr. Normal just arrived. He is average height and ectomorph. Big feet though…really big. A high wind would not unsteady him. If his baggy jeans fall the rest of the way down (as they threaten to do), we will send you more detailed and intimate information. I will maintain vigilance and catch you later, kids…
Robert On The Air 