February 18, 2021
Dear God;
1a) I am nearly seventy years of age
and began functioning as an adult
at age thirteen. How many climaxes
have I had? (I lost count)
and
1b) How many more are there in the box?
2a) How much credit do I have for
the good deeds so far done?
and
2b) Must I continue banking credits or do
you give folks a ‘best ten years’ average?
I am getting tired of telling myself “no”
instead of, “definitely, yes!”
3a) Where did we come from?
and
3b) Where the hell are we going when all this is
done? I hear are some crazy things that I hope
are not true. (Except the part about the many
virgins. I hope that IS true.)
4) Why did you let me get too drunk and say
mean things to that nice old lady who was
still crying about her son who died from
cancer all those years ago? You knew I
was gonna do it. You could have made
me pass out just in time.
Shit.
Robert On The Air 